And jokes

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.