Ammunition jokes
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!