What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
A B C D E F GUN
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
