Ammunition jokes
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
A B C D E F GUN.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.