Ammunition

Ammunition Jokes

School

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Gun

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

Backpack

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Shotgun

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

Gun

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Gun

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."