What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
I am gay
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I Am" in Spanish)
Hey gwen can we please chat I am really bored! love u! 😘😘😘😘😘
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
The fuck am I even doing here.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
