Amativeness jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?