Amativeness jokes

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

This is a placeholder. I am a joke.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).