"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Cause I am Batman!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
