Amativeness Jokes

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!