Amativeness jokes

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Cause I am Batman!

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!