Amativeness jokes
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Memes
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
No, no, no, I am cool.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
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