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Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!
I am looking for mike roch
Child: I am hungry Dad: Hi hungry I dad!!! Child: * groans* *walks away*
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
no no no i am cool
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out
if u like it pls comit down
