Amativeness jokes
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Memes
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iโm Texas!
Whatโs the difference??
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I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
No, no, no, I am cool.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you wonโt exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I canโt find Bo!