New Amativeness Jokes - Page 10

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary

Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone

off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*

I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am high and so are you

When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!

Me: Oh hell nah

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine

little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!