I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
