Allah jokes
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
My life.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Poo.
