Allah jokes

How do you sex?

With penis!

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Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?

Allah's snackbar!

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Allahu Akbar.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍