Allah jokes
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Allahu Akbar.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
