Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Allahu Akbar.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
