Prophet Jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are through the roof!

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

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