Prophet jokes
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Memes
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool đ¤¨
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
Community
Rapboat you should have a Prophet acc
GENESIS 20 Abraham and Abimelek 1Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. For a while he stayed in Gerar, 2and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, âShe is my sister.â Then Abimelek king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. 3But God came to Abimelek in a dream one night and said to him, âYou are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a marr⌠Read more
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
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