Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Allah Jokes
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Allah akbar.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
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What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Allahu Akbar.
Poo.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
How do you sex?
With penis!
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