Allah

Allah Jokes

Religion

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Pilot

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Backpack

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Bomb

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Heaven

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

Suicide

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Ducky

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Law

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

Cupcake

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Sex

How do you sex?

With penis!

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