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Holy fuck this site is actually alive I forgot this site even existed Anyways I’ve just been off of here because I lowkey have a life outside of the internet, I’m on other online whatnot and make music now, My SoundCloud is prodmonarda and my instagram and discord is also prodmonarda Matt or explain bear if you see this I am deeply sorry for my actions

GUYS I DID NOT KILL MYSELF. I have just been taking a break and I low key got grounded and got everything taken away. I’m still alive and I’ll try and come on as much as I can but it’s not gonna be a lot.

Hey yall i won't be on for some time because Wje is blocked at my school this isn't a good bye ill be back on wje i swear ill try and get ungrounded to get a phone please for the love of god keep this site alive i wanna be able to hear from all yall again thank u Hyphen Dap me up Yugi Ame Cosmo Jkw scooter mia bomb the bombing opal etc for giving me the most enjoyable part of my life so far i hope to see all when i get back πŸ˜†

Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

Republicans have … Read more

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more