Album jokes
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.