Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
What do you call a orphan family photo? A selfie.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
