Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Orphan

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Cow

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Cock

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

A cow with no front legs walking around?

Beef stroganoff.

Cow

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

Cow

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.