What do you call a cow with no legs?
Agriculture Jokes
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Need for seed.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?