Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
I am mis-steak.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
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What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
