Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
