Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!

Cow

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the fool's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Tractor

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

Chicken

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Grape

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Migraine

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Cow

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Cow

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"