Agriculture jokes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"