Agriculture jokes
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.