I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Age Jokes
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
