Age

Age Jokes

Misunderstanding

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Mp3

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Well

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Mama

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Difference

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Girl

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Grandpa

When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.

He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.

Uniform

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Burger

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Twin Towers

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

Microwave

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Caillou

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Stuff

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

President

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Girl

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.