What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face,and someone else is in my space.
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
ur dads penis was chopped off at the age of 2
