Adult humor jokes
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
