Adult humor jokes
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
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"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
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6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.