Adult Humor Jokes

Hooker

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Sex

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Knob

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

Number

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.