Acronym jokes
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
I think DJT has FTD.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Doin (DYM 8).
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Doin (DYM 12)?
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts