Acronym jokes
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
I think DJT has FTD.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
She's (DYM 149).
I (DYM 143).
The (DYM 137).