What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Get (DYM 129)
Lookin' (DYM 91)
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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