Acronym jokes
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
I think DJT has FTD.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.