Acronym jokes

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

MAGAnon is the goat.

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An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

TDS? More like STDs.

I think DJT has FTD.

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

What does NASA stand for?

Need a star A.S.A.P.!

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".

Was (DYM 118)

Doin (DYM 16)?

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

I support LGBTQ.

Let's Go Bully The Queers.

Doin (DYM 38).

Doin (DYM 46)

But (DYM 87).