Acronym jokes
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
I think DJT has FTD.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
TDS? More like STDs.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
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What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Was (DYM 118)
Doin (DYM 16)?
was (DYM 62).
But (DYM 87).
Lookin' (DYM 91)