Accused jokes
My teacher is a rapist.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Davin is a pedo.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.