Accused jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
You're an alcoholic!
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.