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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my my other girlfriend.

Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife