Account Jokes

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

ok Gwen ill be offline for a while.... so if anyone by my name types anything its a fake. the only way u know its me if i say one of my nicknames. ok so yea take care of my account while im gone. BYE!!!!

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

:/

kids afraid to
check their grades
adults afraid to
check their bank
account
college students
afraid to check
both

the
Corn *
@upblissed
did u search up gang
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Mr Black: @MrBlackOG. 9h
Bro no one told me you can get banned from
Google...
Google
you have been banned from Google™
Due to several requests from the United States Government on the topics you
have been searching over the last 5 years, we have decided to take action.
You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name.
If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken.
You may return to Google on the following date:
JUNE 26, 2033

Fill it out if u want

#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT
O Been in Love
O Have Anxiety
O Broken Hearts
O Felt Insecure
O Been Ignored
O Been Embarrassed
O Stolen
O Lied
O Been Heartbroken
O Kissed
O Had a Boyfriend
O Had a Girlfriend
O Cheated
O Been Cheated On
O Had Sex
O Cried Myself to Sleep
O Stayed Up All Night
O Smiled
O Laughed
O Fake Smiled
O Been Verbally Abused
O Been Physically Abused
O Been Sexually Abused
O Hated Someone
O Hated Myself
O Gotten a Tattoo
O Gotten Piercings
O Traveled
O Been Stung
O Broken Bones
O Skipped School
O Want/Wanted to Die
O Been Depressed
O Binged
O Failed a Class
O Purged
O Starved
O Gotten All A's
O Gotten Suspended
O Gotten Expelled
O Been to Jail
O Been Cyber-bullied
O Been Bullied
O Been a Bully
O Have/Had Anorexia
O Have/Had Bulimia
O Cut Myself
O Burned Myself
O Drank
O Smoked
O Done Drugs
O Have/Had an Addiction
O One Month Clean
O Attempted Suicide
O Know Someone Who Has
O Lost Someone to Suicide
O Overdosed
O Hallucinated
O Been Hospitalized
O Seen a Therapist
O Told Your Parents
O Have Other Mental Disorders
O Have Other Medical Problems
O Take Meds
O Hide Scars wockalbin
O Have a Secret Account
O Relapsed
O Other Forms of Self-harm O Accepted Myself
@violetsunlight7

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different l Kinds and types of music willingly I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post if you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments

I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account

This account is run by a peadophile

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her onlyfans account I'm a whole air conditioner.

Account 🔢 for me too baby 👧 is so cute together with game slotjokes

My life rn

Younger sibling: *empties
entire bank account*
Parents: oh, dear it's
our happy little mistake
Older sibling: Spills a drop of water
Parents
You have forfeited your life privileges

Repost from my friends account

3
IME
NOT TO
REAKING NEWS
JAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HOMES AND TICKLING BUTTHOLES

Just wanna repost from my old account

The Ohio Butthole Tickling
Bandit Has Escaped Custody
And Being Hunted By Police.
By timw_brap
Posted on fenuary 2016

you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.