Abuse jokes
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.