Abuse jokes

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.

Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."

Kid: "OK THANK YOU."

(AT BED TIME)

Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"

Ben: "I'm not."

(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

What do priests give children?

Syphilis.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

Pedophiles smell good.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.