Abuse jokes

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

A brain eats cheddar cheese.

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

What is different about priests and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.