Abuse jokes
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.