Abuse jokes

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.

I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.

What is a pedophile's favorite job?

The mall santa.

If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?

A: Free delivery.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?

He ate 12-year-old nuts.

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.