Abuse

Abuse Jokes

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?