Abuse jokes
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.