Abuse

Abuse jokes

Lamp

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

Rape

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Orphan

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Memes

Priest

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

Sex

My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.

I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.

Pedophile

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

Priest

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

Orphan

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Michael Jackson

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Pedophile

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

PC

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.