Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?