Abuse jokes
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
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Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.