Abuse jokes
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.