Abuse jokes
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.