Absent jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

My dad just comes and goes.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

What do you do when your cat's not home?

Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.