Absence jokes
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"