A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
