Absence jokes
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.