Absence jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.