What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
lol they left.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
