Absence jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
lol they left.