Absence jokes
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.