Absence jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.