Absence jokes
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
An orphan's family photo: empty.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.