Absence jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.