Absence jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.