Absence jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.