Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
