Absence jokes
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.