Absence jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
lol they left.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"