Absence jokes
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
lol they left.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"