Absence

Absence jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Father

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Orphan

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Orphan

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Orphan

Orphan

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.