Absence jokes
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
lol they left.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.