Absence jokes
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.