Absence jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.