Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
