Absence

Absence jokes

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Orphan

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Father

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Orphan

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Orphan

Orphan

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."