Absence jokes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
lol they left.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.