Absence jokes
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.