Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Absence Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
