Absence jokes
Dad?
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Memes
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why canβt orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
WJE officially a gone memory.