Absence jokes
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!