Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
