Absence jokes
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
So true
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.