Absence jokes
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.