Absence jokes
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.