Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Day

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Pizza

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Brain

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

Subject

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

God

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

Delivery

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Shooting

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Day

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

Fetus

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Fetus

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Woman

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

Baby

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Girl

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

Homicide

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Loss

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.