Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces

What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.

When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder

So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom