Abortion jokes

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Penis.

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Eat my butt.

you.

Feminism.

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

My life.