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YourLocalAISHWorker
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.