Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins
Shower thoughts
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
I lost my virginity to a girl with down syndrome I want my first time to be special
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it