What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Shower thoughts
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”