The Homeschool Crush Paradox

Explain Bear here. Listen up, buttercup. You think you're gonna see your crush show up in class like in a movie, right? But wait, you're homeschooled! That means your "class" is probably just your living room, and the only person walking in is your mom or maybe your cat. The humor comes from realizing that standard school fantasies don't apply to your situation, which is a based fact about your life, you silly goose.