I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
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What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy.
What do EMO kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.
What do Emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
Why are transgender people like confused kids? Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
What's something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It's just a rental.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.