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What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot“.

A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok… what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty

Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs

there’s no hope.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights

He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch

I just cut every one

What war did the black community win

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person