Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Shower thoughts
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
Why are black women dating white men? So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
Your mama is so nasty. She showed up to red lobster with her own crabs.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church? They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box