Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Shower thoughts
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex? A Threesome
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday Depends how hard they blow out the candles
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.