Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I like penguins.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.