Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)