why is September 11th the best birthday?
no one ever forgets it! <3
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they did 98 stories is 10 seconds
why were the twin towers mad? cuz they ordered a pepperoni pizza put it came plane
why is texas the worst state ever?
they only have one star.
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
Bruh,your forehead is so big even Megamind has some compition
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
Your sisterβs so short she needs to roll up her panties
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij
bully: who you looking at me: a bulid a bear bully: where me : look in the mirror
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i donβt know and I donβt care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, whatβs for dinner?
I donβt know and I donβt care.
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
what do you tell a depressed person?
just hang in there!
