Worst Jokes Ever
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.