Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
I fucc mi brother.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.