Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
in england, for every church, theres two pubs
in poland, for every pub, theres two churches