How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk

Why’s missy Shaw such a slug because she’s obese hhhahhahahahaha

tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now

How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What’s the POINT in stabing people HAHAHA

What’s the similarity between a p.... and a lollipop?

Kids can take both

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges

Why couldn’t the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!

You’ve got a body inside you - It’s called your bones.

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn’t cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14

what do you call a person with a a in there in autisim

wanna hear a mean joke? my life

Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb f...ing cunt no one likes you. Jump off a f...ing 3 story building bitch.

How did the Java programmer’s son get rich?

Because of inheritance.

whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he’ll have to call his pub a Mars Bar

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.