Worst Jokes Ever
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Cunt.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Your life.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"