Worst Jokes Ever
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Touch Down.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You wanna hear a joke? You.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)