What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
Dark humor
what is less then 0
my will to live
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself! :0
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They can't run home.
How do sick Mexicans say hello? "Ebola"
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
In America you have Pop Tarts we in Germany here have Toastbrot
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
Q: why are orphans so Successful A:because when they where yunger they they got told go big or go home and only had one option
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
