Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
I'm dead inside.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Yee.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
My dick hard.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.