Worst Jokes Ever
John
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Bald Eagle.
Mustard
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Frank.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.