Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"

"My penis."

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    • A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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    • Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

    The brunette brings canteens of water.

    The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

    The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

    The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

    To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

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    • Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...