Worst Jokes Ever
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Joe Mama!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
My name.
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
What's black and white?
History.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.