Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

I love just having fun!

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Fun game to get.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?

Was your birthday?

I love my family.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

How do I feed the baby with my pants on?

How do you eat a cake?

With a fork!

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why does an orphan not play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.