Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
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Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.