Worst Jokes Ever
When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
Your hairline!
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.