Worst Jokes Ever
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Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."